Sunday, December 30, 2007

I've heard better rants...

about the time wasting, mind-numbing, dumb-fuckedness, and most importantly, uselesness of the TSA. My father's ongoing one, for example. But nice to hear it from an actual pilot.

Maybe we should start a grassroots movement:

Down w/ the TSA!

I'll make the bumper stickers. You bring the toothpaste.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Oswald as unacknowledged Leftist hero?

Let me start by saying I think it is an interesting thesis, and makes a good argument about the movement of the left, well, to the left and about the way in which Oswald's agenda was manipulated. That said, the problem, like most partisan critiques, is that it is blown out of proportion. Meaning, though this does describe a certain, splinter mentality of the left, it is not the whole left--not even the academia left.

I feel I can speak to this, attending a school renowned for its "crazy" leftists, in the dept that should and does indeed harbor them. Now having had most of the tenured, "known" prof's, I can say they're there, that they are all not the same (i.e, have different attitudes on issues), and that there are those that aren't on the left that openly disagree w/, and even jest about, their colleagues. For example, my International Relations teacher this semester is a Jamaican born, American who is a working variously as diplomat, negotiator and consultant to African countries. On the left? Most likely. A realist of the necessity and benefit of an American hegemony at the moment? Yes. Derisive, when pressed, of certain radical ideas? Yep. Once she even mocked, as I do occasionally, my beloved Marxist/hippie prof, Berman (speaking of which, he never once mentioned the goto, hated Chomsky). But, usually it's more for his hippie (I use this word grudgingly, he's actually one of the most educated, knowledgeable people out there) optimism--he's no radical hater of America. In fact, he just put out a book about the good old days of pre-Disney New York, specifically Times Sqr. One of the main themes in his classes is how NY is/has been a great nexus of international metropolitanism, uniting all different folks, ideas, cultures, etc...see, hippie optimism.

Anyway, I'd like to go on about the rest of my encounters w/ the faculty (good and bad) to expose, I believe, more of the depth in "liberal" academia than the Melkin-aphites grant it. But, since most of your eyes are already glazing over and you're moaning something like "oh, Dan" I'll finish w/ my thesis: You/those people (include yourself if the shoe fits) need to start differentiating between radicals and liberals. Seriously, this is like poli-sci 101, people. They mean different things, I won't condescend to explain. To be sure, the line does blur--but there is a line! As well, the lines across the spectrum blur.

Case in point: name the one and only candidate for President that opposes the "validity of deploying U.S. military power" (not just Iraq) and for the most part is not only "ambivalent"but disdainful about the "worth of traditional American institutions?" Not a Democrat or a liberal. Give up? Ron Paul, the psycho I happen to agree w/ on one thing, as you all know: the lameness and ineffectiveness of the drug war. Update: excuse the language, but, HOLY SHIT! I just heard an audio of Paul himself saying that he thinks Lincoln was wrong to have fought the civil war--whaat! Makes you wonder if he's not a plant to make the right look bad. Good luck w/ the black vote, buddy. By logical extension, I take it he was against intervention in both world wars. Except maybe the Pacific, since, you know, we were attacked and all.

As with "god," "crackpot" is a word and the argument ends there. (Sorry, paraphrasing an obscure lyric, but hopefully you'll get the point.) So, please, only use it if necessary, for certain people and ideas, not entire generations or movements--that's too easy. (Example: universal healthcare does not equal communism, sorry.)

Friday, November 23, 2007

Because they don't hate us enough already...

It's finally happened. Forget about diplomacy, bring home the troops for Christmas, and fear not the $100 barrel of oil--Messiah has arrived to save the day. Well, MTV anyway. Yes, the epitome of America's "shit culture" (yes, I've trademarked it) has come to the Middle East. According to MTV they are hoping to "break boundaries without disrespecting their tradition and culture," (thanks AP). Hmm, how exactly do you crack an egg and cook it up without disrespecting the mother hen? OK, yes I just compared Arabic culture to a chicken, but you get my point. Either it will be so watered down that it will have no challenging content or it will cause a stir, thus radicalizing as much as it indoctrinates. Speaking of which, I'm all for using culture, in addition to other forms of soft power, to bring about positive modernization in places that frankly need it. I'm just not sure I want Arab kids emulating hip-hop stars, no matter how timid, talking about rims, and watching reality TV. Look what it's done here, where we actually have options other than either MTV and Madrassas.

In reality, the many millions of viewers have not only been westernized already but are avid fans of hip-hop--why else would MTV launch this channel if not to capitalize on a booming market? Willing allies in the "war(s) on terror" they aint. Most of the viewership and the station itself will undoubtedly be centered around Dubai and the other more western-friendly Emirates. Remember, this is the playground of the Middle East's wealthy, male elite--'what happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai' (not mine, but wish it was). I wonder, though, if these oil baron-sheiks really want their daughters asking them why they have to wear their burkas.

Interestingly, to celebrate the channel's launch MTV brought out two of their biggest stars: Akon and Ludacris. I'll let the Dubai City Guide describe the breathtaking scene.

"Senegalese-born Akon wowed the audience with two songs from his best-selling album Konvicted [like convicted for drinking alcohol or being gang raped], including his recent hit single ‘Smack That’ [as in 'smack that ho' or 'smack that ass'] and ‘Don’t Matter.’ Ludacris pumped up the crowd with hit songs like ‘Pimpin’ [my ride/that bitch/your bitch/(again) that ass] all Over the World’ and ‘Money Maker.’" I suppose the sheiks are down with that last one, though...

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Friday, September 14, 2007

My namesake...

Well, I guess I won't be focusing on economics...one of us in the world is enough. Check 'em out, though, he's really insightful, concise, and a bit witty as well.

The first attack talk show host?

Do you all remember this guy, Morton Downey Jr. (not Ron Paul)? I have vague memories of sitting in the living room with Dad and Adam watching this chain-smoking nut job. Think he'd get a show today? O'Reily or Glen Beck come pretty close, sans tobacco.

As for Ron Paul: I am for the dissolution of the drug war, but that's where my affinity ends.

What's an automatic selector?