Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Thin Purple Line

(My first op/ed piece as the editor of the op/ed section in the Campus, CCNY's newspaper. Dig it. I realize this is a bit dated, but whatever.)

The pendulum of momentum swung back towards Mrs. Clinton this past week, with wins in the two key states of Ohio and Texas. Just as her supporters had been looking for Clinton to clinch the Democratic nomination on a super-Tuesday not so long ago, this past Tuesday, Obabma's legions were hoping to wrap it up and go home, to no avail. Though Obama still leads in overall delegates, the specter of the superdelegates looms large over the race more and more, of which Clinton currently has the edge. In the end, if the Democratic nominee is decided by this vestige of political elitism, akin to the Brit's House of Lords, the party would be wise to make sure the outcome remains inline with the choice of the "little" people. If, say, Obama wins the majority of pledged delegates and the popular vote but Clinton is nominated because of she has more superdelegates (who make up almost 20% of the total vote at the convention), the Democrats risk alienating many of the independents and center voters that have come out, especially for Obama, and that they'll need come November to defeat the other “middle of the road" candidate who just secured his party's nomination.

Fear not young Republicans—there must be a few of you reading—never underestimate a man who, when given the opportunity to be released from a POW camp, chose to eat maggot-filled rice with his buddies. Still, John McCain might find it even more difficult navigating the "thin purple line" dividing the unusually un-polarized current political landscape. Independent, swing, centrist—whatever you call them, most feel they will be deciding the outcome of this fall's presidential election. If lulled into a false sense of security by the ease with which they eventually secured their parties nomination, a step in the wrong direction from the McCain camp, like appealing too strongly to either the right or the center, could prove fatal. They must find a way to rally the infamous Karl Rove bible-thumping NASCAR enthusiasts, while not foregoing the non-partisan, non-traditional Republican attitude that got him this far. McCain might have already overstepped by rushing to Bush Jr.’s side in the White House, accepting his endorsement after clinching the nomination. As well, one notes with disapproval the association of the senator with a right-wing radio talk show host that believes the end-times are near.

And, speaking of Revelations, a fond farewell for pastor Huckabee. He never really had a chance: nobody likes a goody-two-shoes, not even the religious right. Bush II appealed to these voters not in spite but because of his once was party-boy lost, but now sober found. Redemption seems to be a popular theme in the red states, and losing a lot of weight doesn't count. Sorry, Mike.

Speaking of redemption, or the lack thereof, it appears Ralph Nader has yet to learn his lesson from the past two presidential elections he has run in: he is screwing over the people who love him! Yes, we know you are a man of principles and convictions, Ralph, that's why we love you. You are determined and a fighter, that's also why we love you. But, as is often the case, with great intelligence and abilities comes great hubris and stubbornness, that's why you're really starting to piss us off. It was bad enough in 2000, when you effectively put the race in the hands of the Supreme Court and, surprise, we know how that turned out. In 2004, with even less grassroots support than previously, you did everything you could to make the Democrats look bad because of their attempts to keep you off the ballot. Was that the typical sketchy, big-party, partisan political wrangling that we all were (and still are) sick to death of? Yes. Did your candidacy truly expose anything we didn't already know or do anything of significant good? No, of course not. At best, you had no effect at all, the last election could only be blamed on a collective American brain-freeze. Except this, Ralph, and this is the main point at the moment: you're making yourself and any attempts to reform so much of what's wrong the big business of politics as usual look bad. Stop it! You're hurting your own cause, silly. Make us proud again. You have done important things and people will listen to you, so make it count when you do speak up. Running for president is not the only way to get your message out—unless that message is, look at me I'm becoming as crazy as Ron Paul and his supporters.


Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Alan Dershowitz is a piece of crap...

He just got called a "conspiracy theorist" for proposing that Spitzer was set up. ("That bitch set me up!" --Marion Barry) What nobody seems to be talking about is that as opposed to most who've gotten caught with their pants, well, maybe without their pants off (Clinton, Gringrich, Kennedy, Larry Craig, et al.), Elliot paid for it. And not just a casual indiscretion, but a well planned out and creatively funded (illegally and, apparently, the reason he was found out) tryst. Most importantly, and like the others, for me it's not about the vice, it's about the recklessness of a public official who's aware of the potential consequences--especially a Mr. Goody-two-shoes prosecutor who hasn't hesitated to wax holier-than-thou before--it's just plain stupid. (Further, it probably betrays a certain unconscious desire--sorry, but this is my bread and butter--to get caught.) Cover your ass. That's part of a job, of his job. And if you fuck up and get caught, you're fired.

"What comes around, goes around," Dershowitz finally admits.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

"Find your friends. Track your friends."


Alright, GoogleMaps was one thing. Facebook was another. Now this: Spokeo. A "hyper"-aggregator of virtually every online community or social network that has public information up on the web. Simply put, for those of us that use these various tools (MySpace, Flickr, Blogger, etc.) throughout the day, every change in status, including just being logged in, will be compiled to a profile of you constantly being updated. Thus, your "friends" can keep track of almost every move you make online, and you theirs. I so don't give a shit that much about what someone I know, or likely don't really know that well, perhaps only online, is doing. It's too easy, anyway. Part of the fun in finding something out about someone (or something) is the hunt. Sissies.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Up in Harlem, walking on Convent Ave...

I saw this printed on the back of a Carhart-type jacket in front of me.




And it made me think of this.

(Doing this post, I realize I've seen myself doing this post before...weird. )